December 2011
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Well I know how to dance to Banda now…
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Why am I at a Mexican club again. Near my school. Listening to Banda.
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My mom got me a present from where I work (//_\)
new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
Wheeeee my room is covered in glowstick juiceeeeee
The anus is the window of the butt
– A guy from Bob’s Burgers
I had two grandma customers cuss in front of me.
One apologized for cussing in front of a little girl (me).
The other apologized for cussing in front of a sweet innocent girl (me).
I didn’t know grandmas cussed so much.
Anonymous asked: You have four wishes. You can't wish for more wishes. Start wishing.